-”From even the greatest of horrors irony is seldom absent”

-body hair, and heavy scales on women

-feminine androgyny

-cannibalism

-same sex parents

-Gender ambiguous conversation focused pronouns

-being single

-eating the flesh of human beings

-satanism

-consuming civilizations whole

-women being sexual (with me)

-crying

-cannibalistic rituals

-not wanting kids

-a diet consisting entirely of Rice (w/seasoning) and Soylent (with the occasional Monster Energy Drink)